What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do a woman and a condom have in common?
They're both either in your wallet or on your d!ck.
What's the best thing about a blow job?
Ten minutes silence.
How is a woman different from a toilet?
A toilet doesn't follow you around once you've used it.
Why do women fake their orgasms?
Because they think we care.
Why do men have penises?
So we'd always have a way to shut women up.
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